This would normally be the section where I'd tell you my favorite band and all that. But I honestly don't have a favorite band. It'd be like me having a bunch of kids and picking one that I like best. Well, I don't have a bunch of kids, but you uget my point. Here are some things I do like though. I like that I get to wear jeans to work every day if I want to. I like talking with people about music. I love you, but I don't love pictures of your kids, your cats, or your family vacations. And I don't care what you had for breakfast or what kind of mood you're in. That's why I'm not on Facebook. I love whiskey. I love college football. I love my DVR. I love the screened porch on the back of my house. I love live music of pretty much any kind.
I went to the University Of Georgia where I learned that I didn't want a "real" job. I've been in radio for over 10 years now. I figure by the time Delilah is old enough to retire, I'll be primed to take her spot playing Michael Bolton and Kenny G. Anything else you want to know about me, just ask. Here's my e-mail addy.
By Darren Quick
As viewers of South Park will know, holding farts in can lead to spontaneous human combustion. Unfortunately letting one rip in the marriage bed can lead to the equally unwanted result of the withholding of snuggling. Thankfully there’s now a solution in the form of the Better Marriage Blanket that soaks up offensive “flatulence molecules” to keep any marriage smelling rosy through the most destructive Indian curry.
So how does the Better Marriage Blanket work its magic? Flatulence molecules pass through the blanket’s cotton shell and are absorbed into a layer of activated carbon fabric, which is apparently the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons. If the fart-busting blanket lives up to its claims we wonder how long it is before we start seeing underwear made using the same material.
Coming in beige or white the Better Marriage Blanket is available now in Twin, Queen and King sizes priced at US$29.95, $49.95 and $59.95 respectively.